i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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