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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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