:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
