Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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