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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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