People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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