Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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