Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
this is an emotional support booty call
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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