Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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