Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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