Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
