Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I understand Curling. That high.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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