...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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