Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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