The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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