dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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