Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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