I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
then he tried to convert me to islam
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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