david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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