you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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