This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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