what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
