dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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