? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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