READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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