I want to make a zoo with you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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