matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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