she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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