No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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