Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
