He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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