obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Enjoy the penises
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
