I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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