Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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