super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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