Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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