margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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