do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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