She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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