Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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