i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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