is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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