Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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