conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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