I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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