Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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