I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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