I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
