i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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