No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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