id be glad to
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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